Late Breaking Olympic News!!!!

This just in from the mail bag:

The International Olympic Committee stunned the world this morning when they awarded U.S. President Barack Obama a gold medal for Men’s Skiing. When asked how this could be, considering that President Obama has never skied nor competed in the Olympic games, an IOC spokesman justified the decision by stating Barack Obama is going downhill faster than anyone this year.

President Obama wins Gold in Men's Downhill

This is going to look great next to the Nobel, Heisman, Cy Young, Truck of the Year and many other awards he’s already won. Congratulations, Mr. President!!!

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