Team Obama: Big number fail

They told me if I voted for…

John McCain, the Vice President would be an embarrassment, and they were right!

(This meme brought to you by Glenn Reynolds.)

Headlines

“War is Peace, Taxes are Charity” via Orwell Would Have a Field Day

“Robbers Beaten Severely About Head and Neck Area By Hot Marching Band Chick with Baton” and “Surprise: Hezbollah Cocaine Ring Busted” via The Jawa Report

100 Days Later…

Group Think: Obama – 100 Days Later

Team Obama: Basic Math Fail

Gateway Pundit: Obama “Saved or Created” 150,000 Jobs This Year… Lost 2,046,000.

Quote of the Day: Stupidest Speaker EVAH

With Specter in the Senate on her side (formally), let the totalitarian governance begin!!!!!

“Very exciting, very exciting for the American people, because now we can get things done without explaining process,” Pelosi told CNN’s Candy Crowley.

100 Days: Obama being held accountable?

Not if you depend on the dominant media.

Via Hot Air: Video: NRSC less than enthused about Obama’s 100 days.

If you have to go back to Bush to deflect away from the contents of this video, you have already lost.

And if you are capable of looking past Iraq and Afghanistan to other important foreign policy concerns facing Team Obama, you might find this track record of ineptness and failure very depressing as well.

Olbermann sure is paying off

MSNBC looking for new roommates to help with rent.

One rumored partner is American University, which will enable MSNBC to brain-wash and mold future “journalists” into the partisan hacks they need to help feed Olbermann’s inbox for that sophomoric show for which his ego and ignorance is responsible.

In the Email Bag: Air Force One SNAFU

So my brother writes:

Just for a moment, throw out all of the official explanations of the Air Force One/New York debacle.  If you have not watched the raw video, follow the link below.  What do you see?  What do you think is really happening here?  I would like to hear your thoughts…

This is the best I could do:

I see two small aircraft escorting a larger one.

To the laymen, three airplanes in a place they should not be.

To my own eyes, at first, an aircraft with military escort for whatever reason. at second glance, a govt jet being escorted…

The kid in me is envious of the pilots.

The Republican in me wants to know when my turn will come.

The Libertarian in me wants to know just how much that trip cost.

The anti-Liberal in me wonders if George Soros enjoyed the ride.

The anti-Democrat in me wants to know if this is how they got Arlen Specter to return to the Dark Side.

The male in me wonders if someone important just joined the Mile High Club.

Carry on, I’ll be in the area all day.

Specter completely out of the closet now, shows true self

Specter shift puts Dems near filibuster-proof mark

He lies no more.

They told me if I voted for…

John McCain, the administration would use fear over hope to remind of the dangers of terrorism, and they were right!!!

(This meme brought to you by Glenn Reynolds.)

Welcome back Carter: Swine Flu and you

Via Instapundit:

Everything old is new again. Obama/Carter. Swine flu/Swine flu

Here’s the list I have compiled of possible Swine Flu symptoms this morning:

1. An uncontrollable urge to build homes out of straw.
2. An unexplained need to whistle, “Who’s Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf”.
3. The feeling you just saw a relative being tossed down the field at an NFL game.
4. You now consider pork rinds cannibalism.
5. You find that “Charlotte’s Web”, is not sad, but rather a story of redemption, hope, and salvation.
6. You now consider “spiral cut ham” cruel and unusual punishment.
7. You begin ordering BLTs with just the L and the T.
8. You find yourself at night prostrate on your dining room table with fruit in your mouth.
9. When you hear the term, “pickled pigs feet” you get the sudden urge to go shoe shopping.
10. Hearing Don Ho’s, “Tiny Bubbles” gives you hot flashes.
11. Being covered in honey is no longer kinky, but rather worrisome.
12. When someone calls you “fat pig” you expect a blue ribbon.
13. Miss Piggy is all you fantasize about.
14. You think Piggly Wiggly is haute couture and not a grocery store.
15. Mud baths become a daily necessity and are no longer considered pampering.

and the most terrifying symptom you may have swine flu….

16. You have the urge to run for Congress.

Today’s moment of levity

Via Hot Air: Heart-ache: Capitalist pranks hippie

Teleprompter Interrupted

Are we seeing, President Anchorman?

We now join the presser in progress:

“Excuse, they’re whispering something my ear, yes, yes, pause, wait for it, wait for it….

Yes, I have a new idea.”

Applause.

Thank you, thank you, I’ll be here for at least three more years! Don’t forget to tip your Congressman! I am outta here.”

Wishful thinking?

Pakistani Intelligence: Osama Is Dead.