Ann Coulter destroys Keith Olbermann

Keith Olbermann, B.A. Communications, Cornell Agricultural College

Ann Coulter takes Olbermann to the woodshed and just deflates the professional spectator’s excessively large ego by stating facts that destroy Keith’s false narrative about Ivy League schools and superiority over others.

This nugget of precious material comes via Olbermann’s Plastic Ivy:

The sort of insecurity that would force you to always say “trebled” instead of “tripled” could only come from a communications major with massive status anxiety, like Keith. Without even looking it up, I am confident that Harvard, Yale and Princeton do not offer degrees in “communications.” I know there is no “communications” major at the Ivy League Cornell.

“Communications” is a major, along with “recreation science,” most commonly associated with linemen at USC. But at least the linemen can throw a football, which Keith cannot because his mother decided he was not physically robust enough to play outdoors as a child.

It may seem cruel to reveal the true college of someone who already wakes up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat worried that he’s a fraud. But I believe that by pointing out that Olbermann actually is a fraud, I am liberating him.

You may not realize it now, Keith, but you will look back on this day and say, “That was the best thing that ever happened to me”

Finally, you can stop pretending that you went to the hard-to-get-into Cornell.